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Uber and DoorDash post strong quarters, Anthropic floods Wall Street with finance agents, Coinbase axes 14% of staff, while NVIDIA and Corning announce a multibillion-dollar fiber pact.
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In today’s edition, we are tackling the following:
📈 Stocks notch fresh records as Iran framework talks advance.
🤝 NVIDIA and Corning unveil a $3.2B optical fiber pact.
🏦 Anthropic ships 10 prebuilt AI agents for Wall Street.
🪙 Coinbase cuts 700 jobs ahead of first-quarter results.
🎢 Disney beats with streaming income up 88% year over year.

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TECHNOLOGY
NVIDIA, Corning partner on massive optical fiber deal that may be a game changer for AI (CNBC)
More: Bloomberg, NVIDIA Newsroom, The Motley Fool
NVIDIA took a $500M stake in Corning, with the right to invest up to $3.2B in total.
Three new plants in North Carolina and Texas will lift U.S. optical capacity tenfold and add 3,000 jobs.
Corning shares climbed about 12% on the news, while Nvidia gained roughly 6% in the session.
Anthropic Unveils AI Agents to Field Financial Services Tasks (Bloomberg)
More: Fortune, American Banker, TechRadar
Anthropic released 10 prebuilt agents that draft pitchbooks, review statements, prep credit memos, and route compliance cases.
Claude Opus 4.7 scored 64.4% on Vals AI's Finance Agent benchmark, ahead of GPT-5.5 and Gemini 3.1 Pro.
FactSet shares fell as much as 8.1% after the briefing, with Morningstar, S&P Global, and Moody's also under pressure.
More: Bloomberg, NL Times, Tech.eu
The Delft-based startup raised €152M led by Intel Capital, with backing from In-Q-Tel and ETF Partners.
Funds will scale KiloFab, a Dutch facility designed to grow quantum chip output by 20 times.
QuantWare unveiled VIO-40K, an architecture targeting processors with up to 10,000 superconducting qubits.
BUSINESS
Uber (UBER) 2026 Q1 earnings (CNBC)
More: Yahoo Finance, Investing.com, Benzinga
Gross bookings rose 25% to $53.7B, and adjusted EPS hit $0.72, with revenue of $13.2B narrowly missing the $13.29B estimate.
Q2 bookings guidance of $56.25B to $57.75B beat consensus, sending shares up roughly 10% intraday.
Uber One reached 50 million members and now drives half of mobility and delivery gross bookings.
Disney Q2 2026 Revenue Rises 7% in Earnings Beat, Streaming Income Up 88% (Variety)
Revenue of $25.17B and adjusted EPS of $1.57 beat the consensus of $24.85B and $1.50 in CEO Josh D'Amaro's debut quarter.
Entertainment SVOD operating income jumped 88% to $582M, while Disney+ and Hulu revenue accelerated by 13%.
Shares rose roughly 7% as Disney lifted buybacks to $8B and reiterated about 12% adjusted EPS growth for fiscal 2026.
Coinbase cuts headcount by 14%, citing AI acceleration (CNBC)
More: Bloomberg, Fortune, Yahoo Finance
CEO Brian Armstrong announced about 700 layoffs ahead of Thursday's earnings, citing volatile crypto markets and shifts in AI workflow.
Coinbase expects $50M to $60M in restructuring charges and will cap management at five layers from the top down.
Each remaining manager will oversee at least 15 reports, with Armstrong promising "no pure managers" and AI-native pods.
MARKETS
S&P | 7,365.12 | +1.46% |
|---|---|---|
NASDAQ | 25,838.94 | +2.02% |
Dow | 49,910.59 | +1.24% |
10-Year | 4.35% | ↓0.10pp |
Bitcoin | $81,401 | +0.61% |
Gold | $4,729 | -0.14% |

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WORLD
Voting underway in UK local elections seen as a verdict on Keir Starmer's leadership (Euronews)
More: BBC, LSE Politics, PollCheck
Britons cast ballots Thursday for 5,066 council seats across 136 English authorities, plus Scottish and Welsh devolved bodies.
Reform UK is projected to take Essex, Norfolk, and Suffolk county councils as Labour polling sits near 20%.
A heavy Labour rout could trigger a leadership challenge against Prime Minister Keir Starmer in the coming weeks.
Marco Rubio meets with Pope Leo after Trump's criticism over Iran war (NBC News)
More: Al Jazeera, Washington Post, State Department
Secretary of State Marco Rubio held a closed-door audience with Pope Leo XIV at the Apostolic Palace on Thursday morning.
The meeting marked the first known sit-down between the pope and a Trump cabinet official in nearly a year.
Topics included the Middle East, humanitarian aid for Cuba, and religious freedom amid sharp public tensions.
Justice Dept. Finds UCLA Medical School Illegally Used Race in Admissions (US News)
More: New York Times, Inside Higher Ed, Boston Globe
The Justice Department concluded a yearlong probe, finding UCLA's medical school favored Black and Hispanic applicants.
Investigators cited 2024 admit GPA averages of 3.72 for Black students versus 3.84 for Asian American applicants.
Similar probes are now active at Stanford, Ohio State, and the University of California, San Diego.
FUTURISM
Starship Flight 12 Targets Mid-May with New V3 Vehicle (BASENOR)
More: Space Launch Schedule, Next Spaceflight, NextBigFuture
SpaceX is targeting May 12 for Flight 12, the maiden launch of Booster 19 and Ship 39 in V3 configuration.
The 408-foot stack is designed for over 100 tons to low Earth orbit, nearly tripling V2's payload capacity.
It will also debut Orbital Launch Pad 2 at Starbase, a key step toward higher launch cadence.
DoorDash (DASH) earnings Q1 2026 (CNBC)
More: Stocktitan, Yahoo Finance, Investing.com
Marketplace gross order value rose 37% to $31.6B as total orders climbed 27% to 933 million in the quarter.
CEO Tony Xu said about two-thirds of the company's code is now AI-written, with autonomous "Dot" delivery in expansion.
Q2 GOV guidance topped consensus, sending shares roughly 8% higher even as revenue narrowly missed estimates.
Arm delivers record-breaking quarter and full-year results (Arm Newsroom)
More: BigGo Finance, Yahoo Finance, Substack
Q4 revenue rose 20% to a record $1.49B, with data center royalties more than doubling year over year.
Arm AGI CPU customer demand has doubled to over $2B in committed pipeline across fiscal 2027 and 2028.
Shares fell after-hours on a $1.26B Q1 forecast that fell short of the $1.34B Wall Street consensus.
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The $84 Trillion Wealth Transfer + The Real Value in Prediction Markets (The Prof G Pod)
Scott Galloway examines the largest intergenerational wealth transfer in history and what an inheritance tax-free world means for inequality.
He argues that prediction markets like Polymarket beat experts at predicting because crowds aggregate skin-in-the-game information.
Galloway also fields a listener question about taking a pay cut to pursue more meaningful career work.
Django co-creator Simon Willison argues that November 2025 was the inflection point when coding agents truly became reliable.
He shares three daily agentic patterns: red/green TDD, templates, and aggressive context hoarding for repeated reuse.
The conversation warns of the "lethal trifecta" of prompt injection, over-trust, and OpenClaw-style security blindspots.
The Startup Ideas Podcast: HyperAgent live walkthrough with Howie Liu (Greg Isenberg)
Airtable CEO Howie Liu joins Greg Isenberg to launch HyperAgent and demo agents acting as autonomous coworkers.
They build a custom contrarian AI skill in real time, comparing it against Perplexity Computer, Manus, and Codex.
The episode argues that skills, not chatbots, are the new primitives for frontier agents in daily knowledge work.

EXTRAS
McDonald's (MCD) Q1 2026 earnings (CNBC)
More: FinancialContent, Quartz, Quiver Quantitative
Adjusted EPS of $2.83 beat the $2.77 estimate, with revenue of $6.52B topping the $6.47B consensus.
Same-store sales grew 3.8% globally, broadly in line with Wall Street's expectations for the chain.
CEO Chris Kempczinski flagged a "challenging environment" for diners despite stronger-than-expected U.S. spending.
Trump signs new counterterrorism strategy targeting cartels and "left-wing" groups (Time)
More: White House, Just Security, Fox News
The strategy redefines terrorism to include transnational criminal cartels and groups like Antifa as core priorities.
Officials describe it as expanding the policy framework beyond traditional foreign terrorist organization designations.
Critics argue the broader scope risks politicizing federal counterterrorism resources around domestic political opponents.
More: Just Security, Washington Post, New York Times
Judge Stanley Marcus wrote that Congress did not grant unfettered authority to detain every unadmitted noncitizen indefinitely.
The ruling requires the government to provide bond hearings for many undocumented immigrants currently in ICE custody.
Trump appointee Judge Barbara Lagoa filed a dissent, signaling further appeals from the administration are likely.
AND MORE
The Justice Department sued Colorado over its high-capacity magazine ban in an escalating gun fight.
France deployed a carrier strike group to the Red Sea ahead of a potential Hormuz mission.
A federal judge unsealed a purported Epstein suicide note from his New York jail cell.
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Hungary returned an $82 million cash and gold shipment seized earlier this year to Ukraine's Oschadbank.
Bret Taylor's customer service startup Sierra closed a $950 million round at a $15.8B valuation, led by Tiger Global.
Tennessee Republicans unveiled a redistricting map that slices the state's majority-Black congressional district.
DHS axed an accelerated training program that fast-tracked the training of thousands of new ICE deportation officers.
Iran's IRGC Navy said safe Hormuz transit is possible under "new procedures" as memo talks continue.
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